I know. I know. We’re likely to see days of legal battles before we know who the next president of the United States is likely to be, but The Daily Cure/Harry’s Bar straw pole has reached a pretty definitive conclusion. According to the blogosphere, on latest count (November 3rd), at the actual Harry’s New York Bar in Paris, out of a total of 165 votes Obama was leading Romney by 32. That’s a pretty decisive victory, but not as decisive as this:
That said, this isn’t the United States. The Daily Cure is not a federal government with States running about doing as they please. There’s no Daily Cure Electoral College. And I have no lawyers, standing by. If only real life were so simple.